Fighting Chemtrails: Your tax dollars' next big project
If it’s not the scourge of transgender people attacking children in public bathrooms… If not the scourge of education being design to turn your children gay… If not the epidemic of Critical Race Theory being taught… If not the pizza parlors with child-rape basements on every street corner, or the gangs of murderous terrorists burning Portland to the ground…
…it's CHEMTRAILS.
The latest nonexistent bogeyman that the US government has vowed to fight is one that Wormbrained Moron-in-Chief of the Department of Health and Human Services Robert F Kennedy, Jr. has been harping on for a long time. It’s “chemtrails”, trails of chemicals left in the sky behind high-flying jets. They’re what the rest of us call contrails, because that’s what they are: condensation of water vapor into a cloudlike line, which unavoidably forms behind a plane burning hydrocarbon fuel whenever the air is close to or below its dew point.
But a lot of people are unable or unwilling to look that up, so they insist the only possible explanation for a cloudlike line behind a plane is that the plane must be spraying poisonous gases. The reasons they give are varied; some believe it’s a mystery gas used to dumb down the population so they won’t revolt; some believe it’s to kill crops; some believe it’s a weather modification agent that can cause or prevent hurricanes, earthquakes, what have you; and more recently, as awareness of global warming has spread, some believe it’s to either combat or cause global warming.
RFK has been a passionate warrior against the dew point for a long time:
RFK has put his anti-science MAHA squad on it, and they’ve just laid out their policy plans in a new memo (read it here). The first thing that sticks out is that even RFK himself is not sure which version of the conspiracy theory he believes: he says it’s about geoengineering, however he says it’s being accomplished by spraying toxins. I guess they’re going to have to do some studies to make the proof on which one it is.
The depth of this memo’s contempt for science — just about any science — is breathtaking. Some of my highlights:
It states that it’s “acknowledged” that the 2024 flooding in Dubai was the result of geoengineering. It absolutely was not, which is an easy thing to learn. I wrote it up here.
It offers, as evidence of the reality of this threat, that a conspiracy video on social media, by a farmer speculating that chemtrails caused the deadly Texas floods in 2025, was viewed over 20 million times.
