It is Star Wars Day (May 4), and so I present my 9 best/worst Star Wars jokes. Do not tell any of these jokes, ever. You will be ostracized from polite society.
What do you call a potato that turned to the dark side?
A Vader Tot.
What did the Rancor say to the Sarlacc?
"You're pit-iful!"
Why doesn't Luke play cards?
He's afraid of losing a hand.